Who would've thought that Wilson's spirit is still alive? And not in southern Indiana, where some folks still like to spell potato with an "e," but at the Saturday Market in Portland, Oregon, where the potatoes are organic and the more "e's" you can fit in the locals' favorite color "greeeen" the better?
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Small Business Profile: Personalized Poem Service in Downtown Portland
Who would've thought that Wilson's spirit is still alive? And not in southern Indiana, where some folks still like to spell potato with an "e," but at the Saturday Market in Portland, Oregon, where the potatoes are organic and the more "e's" you can fit in the locals' favorite color "greeeen" the better?
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Poetry & the Movies: The Hot Tub Rhyme Machine

Think back to Woody Allen's 1977 masterpiece Annie Hall, for example. Alvy Singer (Allen) and Annie Hall (Diane Keaton) have just met while playing tennis. She gives him a harrowing ride home, weaving in and out of traffic on New York's narrow streets, and ultimately invites him to her place for a glass of wine. There—on what is more or less their first date—Alvy peruses Annie's bookshelves and pulls out a copy of Sylvia Plath's Ariel. Here's that exchange:

Annie: Oh yeah. Right. Well, I don’t know. I mean, some of her poems seem neat.
Alvy: Neat?
Annie: Neat, yeah.
Alvy: I hate to tell you, this is 1975, you know? Neat went out, I would say, at the turn of the century.


Jacob: Adam, hey. Thank God you’re back. Awesome. What’s going on here? Where are the guys?
[Cusack hands him the breakup note.]
What’s this?
[Jacob reads] "Dear Adam, you are a super terrific guy, and I love you, which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship…”
[Jacob laughs]
She broke up with you? And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye?
Adam [while writing]: Leave me alone. Get out of here.
Jacob: What are you doing here? Are you writing poetry?
Adam: Just leave me alone and get out of here. No.
Jacob: You’re writing fucking break-up poetry.
Adam: Alright, I’m writing break-up poetry, ok? … Because my heart hurts.
Jacob [looking around at all the drugs]: What is this shit? You’re wasted!
Adam: I’ve had like two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler. God!
Jacob: You’re fucked up.
[Jacob picks up Adam's poem and reads]
"Jennie’s eyes,
like a gypsy’s lies,
cut right through the night.
Now those eyes
are another guy’s,
and I’m alone with my pain."
Adam: That was clean!
Jacob: Are you shitting me with this, Adam!?
Adam: Look, you can recite it straight or to the tune of "Sweet Child O’ Mine." It doesn’t matter.
Jacob: Are these mushrooms? Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam?
Adam: I like to eat 'em, you know. A couple of 'em.
Jacob: Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight. You’ve got to help me get the guys back.
Adam: You know, it’s not always about my emotional journey. It can be about yours.
Jacob: Put the coke down!


Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Herman Munster, Pragmatic Beatnik: A Guest Posting by Angela Sorby

Dear Angela,
So, like, what's the deal with Herman Munster's performance?
The P&PC Office
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In August of 1965, Marie Jordan wrote to Negro Digest magazine, objecting to the Beat poet LeRoi Jones's Afrocentric vision; Jordan insisted that “the first duty of any writer, be he black, white, or green, is to be continually striving to develop and improve his craft and artistic skill.” Jordan's letter does not acknowledge that at least one green poet emerged from the crucible of the Civil Rights era: Herman Munster, whose verdant hue enabled him to register anxieties about integration—and about poetry—on network TV. Like The Addams Family and The Beverly Hillbillies, The Munsters depicts awkward social mixing within neighborhoods, and Munster's green skin enables him to act as a racialized other while ducking the politics of black and white.


Yours,
Angela Sorby
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Be Kind to Animals: Bookmarks, George Comings & Barry the St. Bernard

I am the voice of the voiceless;
Through me, the dumb shall speak;
Till the deaf world's ear be made to hear
The cry of the wordless weak.
And I am my brother's keeper,
And I will fight his fight,
And speak the word for beast and bird,
Till the world shall set things right.
For he who would trample kindness
And mercy into the dust—
He has missed the trail, and his quest will fail;
he is not the guide to trust.


Monday, July 19, 2010
Just What Poetry's Spin Doctor Ordered: A Review of The Poetry Foundation's New iPhone Application






Sunday, June 27, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
The Book of the Undead, Part Two: Ce Rosenow Reviews Ryan Mecum's Vampire Haiku

Part II: Vampire Haiku




A revolution
that leads to war and bloodshed
is like one long meal.
My country at war:
When 600,000 die,
eating gets easy.
William also participates in the Battle of the Alamo, turning Davy Crockett into a vampire who later returns as David Koresh of the Branch Davidian religious sect, and he appears at the Battle of the Little Bighorn and the Massacre at Wounded Knee, as well. William’s presence at these events helps sustain the synchronicity between American history and violence that runs throughout the book. Certainly vampires would show up at events with significant carnage; however, constructing an American history comprised largely of events that create such carnage also characterizes that history as one rife with brutality.


So he worked for me.
I didn’t tell him my name
but he called me Sam.
And again the cult leader, David Koresh:
He felt safe in forts.
This one was Alamo-like,
except filled with girls.
While it might be amusing to think about Amelia Earhart as a vampire, the two instances above reference individuals charged with serial murder, child abuse, and statutory rape. Such references suggest that the brutality of American history exists not only in large-scale events like colonization or war, but also in the American individual.

The Great Depression.
Great for making more homeless;
not too depressing.
Flimsy little homes,
which some folks call Hoovervilles,
I call lunchboxes.
William also views mining disasters as a chance for feasting:
Sometimes I would cause
coal mining caves to collapse;
me inside with them.
To time it just right,
drink your last dying miner
as help shovels through.
William’s irreverence emphasizes that these events are less preventable or avoidable calamities than simply characteristics of human existence and opportunities for (in)human predators.



Ce Rosenow founded Mountains and Rivers Press in Eugene, Oregon, and is current president of the Haiku Society of America. For a recent interview with her, check out "Fast Five with Ce Rosenow."
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